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Pot calls kettle black!

14/7/2009

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This one will crack you up.... 

I was sitting behind the counter processing a few orders when a big fat guy walked in the door. I greeted him with my ususal "Hi mate, how are ya?" to which he replied "good thanks". He then went into the shop and started browsing. 

After five minutes he decided to leave... at the exact same moment a woman came to the counter with her selection of rentals. As the guy passes me I say "have a good one mate" to which he stopped and looked at me and replied "and you get some sleep". I wasn't sure what he meant and I responded with "sorry?". He said "you look like shit mate. You need to get some sleep". I was kind of taken back by his unessessary forwardness and said "gee, thanks a lot". He responds "you look absolutely terrible, you know vitimin c would help you out a lot". He then turned to the woman at the counter and said "don't you think this guy looks terrible?". 

And this is hilarious... 

The woman responded with an acid tongue "how about you loose 100 godamn tonns and then perhaps you can be a rude, obnoxious pig!" 

The man left and neither myself or the woman could believe what had just happened. The woman reassured me that I look fine and said that she hopes the fat pig drops dead. 

Too Funny. We get all types!!

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