DRESS RIGHT!

You guys must think I make this shit up - I swear I don't. This morning while I was opening my shop a school-mum walking past noticed my Re-Animator hoodie. She has obviously noticed that I wear a large variety of genre-themed clothes (something different each day) and she stopped and said to me "don't you think you're a bit old to be wearing stupid things?". At this moment I had my back to her and so I turned and replied "sorry?". She looked at my top and told me that "cartoony horror movies are infantile". Err, what now? I smiled at her and replied "you do realise that I own this video store, don't you?". She gave a glance through the doorway and said "you wear these kiddie clothes. I don't get it. It's not really appropriate". I giggled and responded with "well they don't make a men's large for nothing and most horror movies are rated for mature audiences.. ie adults. I'm wearing a Re-Animator hoodie. Re-Animator is an R rated movie. Restricted to adults. There's nothing kiddie about it". At this point she must have seen one of her invisible friends because her attention was cast over my shoulder and she called out "Beverly! Hi" and she walked away. I turned to see no one there. It's possible that Beverly stepped into a store but it's more likely that this woman had just been pummelled by logic. The irony of this is while I was being lectured about what constitutes appropriate clothing, the back of this woman's clothes had two things inscribed. 1) a sweatshirt with FCUK! written on it and 2) tracksuit pants with "TAP DIS" embroidered into them. 

Honestly - why does this shit always happen to me? LMFAO!

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