2011 / Director. Ivan Malekin.
Review by Glenn Cochrane.
One does not simply watch DACE DECLAN: PRIVATE EYE... one experiences it. No matter how many times you slap yourself in the face, it's still there... attacking your senses. This is a micro-budget indie film packed to the brim with dick jokes, Jesus jokes, sex jokes and incest jokes. It's a movie that says to it's viewer "if you're offended, fuck off". As the poster suggests it is a cheap and nasty flick and shonky is exactly what you're going to get... but before you run for the Farrelly Brothers stop and give it some persistence. DACE DECLAN: PRIVATE EYE is hilarious! It tells the story of a private eye who is hired to fly to the country of Rambosia to find a lost professor, all the while being hunted by a local drug cartel. The story is irrelevant and what you need to know is that this movie will try to offend you into pissing your pants with laughter. If I had to find comparison titles I would say that it shares the same pedigree as NED and TONGAN NINJA (two movies you must see if you haven't already) and the overwhelming and joyous sense of WTF is exactly how I reacted to CANNIBAL: THE MUSICAL for the first time. Most of the jokes hit the mark and while the movie suffers from a few lagging moments, its negatives are insignificant considering its budget and jovial intentions. I would love this to become a cult thing. It deserves to be seen with a room full of drunken people. It's the type of movie that needs midnight screenings and picketing protests. DACE DECKLAN: PRIVATE EYE is obviously the work of the Devil and he's stroking it hard in our faces. Love this.