I concluded my review of the movie Cage last week expressing my excitement at watching Cage II. The first movie was a favourite growing up and I was stoked to find it as enjoyable 20 years later. I recall seeing part 2 years ago but never really remembered much about it. So I have just watched it and to quote Kevin McCarthy it is a "festering bowl of dog snot". Man, its bad. The story is irrelivent because it's so ludicrous and the absurdity of it is overshadowed by the abismal script and appalling acting. Where the first movie's fight sequences took a back seat to a decent story, Cage II is a cheesy biff-fest with cliched sound fx and the worst fight choreography since Bloodsport 3. I'm all for a tacky fight movie but Cage II drops the bar... to write any more is a waste of time.